2017 SLB Bets Results

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The tradition of the $1 bet in the Salmon League began many moons ago between Mike and Graves as a spin-off of their NFBC $1 bets. Over the years, more and more teams have gotten in on the tradition. It has grown in prominence to the point that a portion of the draft day agenda is denoted for the “paying of the bets and public shaming.”

Now that the 2017 season is officially in the books, I’ve tallied up the results of the 2017 betting action. Be sure to bring plenty of $1 bills along to the draft to pay your debts.

2017 Bets

Bet #1a
Morgan will make the playoffs and Graves will not.
Morgan = Yes | Graves = No
Bet: $1
Status: Graves wins | Morgan missed the playoffs and Graves was the six-seed

Bet #1b
If Morgan and Graves both make the playoffs whomever is the higher seed wins $1.
Morgan = #TeamMorgan | Graves = #TeamGraves
Bet: $1
Status: VOID | …because Morgan missed the playoffs

Bet #2
Higher end of the season ranking: Sea Bass v12.0 vs InSaNeAuDiO
Craiggers = Sea Bass v12.0 | G-Doggy = InSaNeAuDiO
Bet: $1
Status: Craiggers wins | Craiggers = 10th | G-Doggy = 13th

Bet #3
Graves will return to the playoffs in 2017.
Graves = Yes | Craiggers = No
Bet: 40oz Coors Light
Status: Graves wins | Graves was the six-seed

Bet #4
Graves will win the SLB championship in 2017.
Graves = Yes | John = No
Bet: $1
Status: John wins | Graves finished in sixth place

Bet #5
Better end of the season ranking in Yahoo: Manny Machado vs Bryce Harper.
Justin = Machado | Travis = Harper
Bet: DVD – “A League of Their Own”
*No Injury Exemption
Status: Travis wins | Harper = 58 | Machado = 106

Bet #6
Miguel Sano will hit 35 home runs in 2017.
Justin = Over | John = Under
Bet: $1
*Injury Exemption (ie: Minimum 15 Day DL Stint) Voids the Bet
Status: VOID | via injury exemption

Bet #7
Mike will draft Trea Turner in the 2017 draft.
Justin = Yes | Craiggers = No
Bet: $1
Status: Justin wins | Mike took Turner 1.1

Bet #8
Paul Goldschmidt will have 10.5 or more stolen bases in 2017.
Grant = Over | Justinger = Under
Bet: $1
*No Injury Exemption
Status: Grant wins | Goldy stole 18 bases

Bet #9
Evan Longoria will have 75.5 or more extra base hits in 2017.
Steven = Over | Adam = Under
Bet: $1
*Injury Exemption (ie: Minimum 15 Day DL Stint) Voids the Bet
Status: Adam wins | Longoria hit 58 XBH

Bet #10
Cody Allen will have 40.5 or more saves in 2017.
Levi = Over | Adam = Under
Bet: Bag of Gardetto’s
*No Injury Exemption
Status: Adam wins | Allen earned 30 saves

Bet #11
Highest end of the season ranking in Yahoo: Evan Longoria vs Jake Lamb.
Steven = Longoria | Justinger = Lamb
Bet: $1
*No Injury Exemption
Status: Justin wins | Lamb = 32 | Longoria = 157

Bet #12
Highest end of the season ranking in Yahoo: Jorge Soler vs Yasiel Puig.
Justin = Soler | Morgan = Puig
Bet: $1
*No Injury Exemption
Status: Morgan wins | Puig = 140 | Soler = 1197

Bet #13
Felix Hernandez will have an ERA of 3.64 in 2017.
Justin = Under | Levi = Over
Bet: $1
*No Injury Exemption
Status: Levi wins | Hernandez’s ERA was 4.36

Bet #14a
G-Doggy will make the playoffs in 2017.
G-Doggy = Yes | Travis = No
Bet: $1
Status: Travis wins | G-Doggy missed the playoffs

Bet #14b
G-Doggy will make the playoffs in 2017.
G-Doggy = Yes | Graves= No
Bet: $1
Status: Graves wins | G-Doggy missed the playoffs

Bet #14c
G-Doggy will make the playoffs in 2017.
G-Doggy = Yes | Justinger = No
Bet: $1
Status: Justin wins | G-Doggy missed the playoffs

Bet #15
Levi will return to the playoffs in 2017.
Levi = Yes | G-Doggy = No
Bet: $1
Status: Levi wins | Levi was the four-seed

Bet #16
John will miss the playoffs in 2017.
John = Yes | Jay = No
Bet: $1
Status: John wins | John missed the playoffs

Future Bet 2017-2021

Beginning in 2017 and continuing until 2021, every year that Travis’ official keepers are his “big three for the future” (aka: Giancarlo Stanton, Bryce Harper, and Jose Fernandez)…Jeremiah will pay Travis $1 on draft day. Every year that those three are NOT his keepers, Travis will pay Jeremiah $1 on draft day.
*No injury exemption
Status: Graves wins again in 2018. Stanton plays elsewhere now. Travis could (and probably will) reacquire him at least once, if not multiple times, between now and 2021 so this could change in the future.

Future Bet 2017-2020

The Braves will make the playoffs at least once in 2017, 2018, 2019, or 2020.
Levi = Yes | Morgan = No
Bet: $1
Status: TBD

Future Bet 2017-Mookie Betts Retires

Mookie Betts will match or exceed his 2016 WAR (7.8 via Fangraphs) again in his career.
Graves = Yes | Justinger = No
Bet: $1
*No injury exemption.
*The bet is open-ended until Betts either achieves the goal or retires. The winner will earn $1 in total, not yearly.
Status: TBD

Future Bet 2017-TBD

Who will win the SLB Championship first?
Jay = Jay | Steven = Steven
Bet: $5
Status: TBD

Who will win the SLB Championship first?
G-Doggy = G-Doggy | John = John
Bet: $1
Status: TBD

Non-SLB Bet

G-Doggy will get $275,000 when he sells his house in Primghar, Iowa.
G-Doggy = Yes | Graves = HAHAHAHA no way…it’s f’n Primghar, Iowa!
Bet: $1
Status: TBD (as of 10/10/2017 – will update if the house sells before the draft)

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